Skymall #1, Fishnets and heels table
I hate skymall. It’s just the worst collection of utter shit products, ideas and crapness, the world is repeatedly subjected to. If you fly United, one of the few pieces of reading material they provide is a “publication” called Skymall. It’s a catalogue, a compenidum, a collection if you will.
How is it that atrocities like this example exist? How did this “Fishnets and Heels” concept get this far through the design process? Let’s leave for just a moment the fact that it’s a really fucking stupid idea that requires an enormous amount of bad taste to consider buying it, but let’s look at the area behind the stiletto heels… there’s a massive block of metal or something to keep the whole thing from falling over!
Everyone involved in making this a reality should be ashamed.
I leave you with the actual wording of the advert itself in all it’s glory.
Order it here
FISHNETS & HEELS TABLE
DESIGN TOSCANO
WU-02530
$99.00
“Fishnets & Heels” Sculptural Table
Playful and oh-so-much-fun, this work of retro 1950’s Pop Art grabs the legendary bright red pumps, black handbag and fishnet stockings to attract its own brand of attention in your home of gallery! The smoked, 3/8″ thick pencil edged tempered glass 16″ table sits atop a pair of shapely designer resin legs as hand painted functional art that can’t escape its role as a centerpiece wherever you put it! 16″ dia. x 17 1/2″ H. (23 lbs.) No rush shipping
