One of the greatest questions of all time
How many 5 year olds can you take on?
Originally posted here by Jeff who in turn linked it from Waxy. Thanks for bringing this to everyones attention. There’s 49 pages of pure internet gold here.
I have a couple of nephews and neices about that age so I can visualise them pretty well. I think that if I didn’t know them directly and they were an anonymous mob of 5′ers then I’d be more inclined to attack them with real venom.
There’s also issues if any of them reminded me of any little tikes I’m already familiar with, since their unavoidable cuteness would pose a threat too.
But, if all the 5 years old being equal, and I was in top physical condition, I’d smash my way through at least 15-20 before anyone could say American Girl Place.
But, with my knee in the condition it’s in now, my mostly sendentry lifestyle, and the fact that my glasses or contacts would be broken/torn off my face/popped from my eyes within seconds, I’d say that I would be a bloody pulp within about 20 minutes.
