twat with a holster

Originally uploaded by georgeaye.

Why, oh why, do people wear those stupid little holsters to carry their cell phones? The example shown here is a particularly bad example, the ‘gun slinger’, as I like to call them, but all those crap, leatherette/molded plastic, cupping, gripping, no hand holding, holsters make you look like a twat.

Is it really too much to ask that you just carry the phone in you pocket? Or in a jacket pocket? Or even just in your hand? But yes, I understand that it’s more comfortable to have it attached to your hip… but at what cost I ask?
Three reasons to not wear your phone in a (hip or gun slung) holster.

A) You’ll look like a twat.
B) You’ll look like a twat.
C) You’ll look like a twat.

God help you if you double up with one of those god awful, bluetooth wireless headsets.