Fetchers dog shoes

Originally uploaded by georgeaye.
I read Skymall magazine for many reasons. Sometimes its because I’m bored out my mind waiting on a runway to take off. Sometimes its because I have a haven’t written a post in a while and need some new material. And then sometimes its because I have a little friend that’s in need of a nice new pair of booties. And on this latest trip, the moons were in alignment or something, because all my wishes were answered.

Now where do I begin with this one? Who in their right mind would do such an blantant act of animal abuse as to subject ‘man’s best friend’ to four crap high tops as these? What is going on here people?

I think that making your pets wear rediculous outfits like this is as bad as other common forms of abuse; like making them wear sunglasses, or wear little jackets in the winter. This madness has got to stop!

If you don’t believe nature and evolution are not working their magic (ie, your dog having perfectly functional paws) then get your Fetchers here. They’re only $29.99. As always, the original writing is below:

FETCHERS are the original dog shoes to the stars!
FETCHERS, the only brand handcrafted with high quality leather, rubber sole, rear zipper and Velcro strap for the best fit and most comfort. FETCHERS protect your loved ones from high temperature pavement, ground debris, bacteria and winter conditions. So protect your loved ones with their very own set of four FETCHERS!