Henri

Originally uploaded by georgeaye.

I don’t even know where to begin with this one.

Can you imagine how awkward it would be to come over for dinner (presumably for the first time) and find standing next to the dining table is this blistering example high style? The bottles fit in ‘his’ freakin’ legs for goodness sakes. Seriously, if I ever meet a ‘Francophile’ that has one of these in their house, I walk. I’ll look for the nearest sortie and never regarder de retour.

I mean come on. Who is buying this rubbish? Who is falling for this faux French, “Oh I do love the Bordeaux region this time of year” bollocks? Do good, honest, hard working Americans really think that saying tres makes anything feel more French? Does anyone in France even wear berets anymore? Maybe they have then in storage next to their horizontally striped long sleeve tops.

Wearing a beret, does not a French man make!

But enough from me, I should let mon ami Henri, speak for himself.

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