the things we think but do not say

design, shoppingNovember 21, 2005 9:54 pm



Designer Emulation Kit

Originally uploaded by georgeaye.
Taking a wry look at the aspirational classics of lighting design, the Designer Emulation Kit is a way for each of us (designers or not) to own a little bit of designer chic without the 6 week wait. The four pieces that make up this collection are icons in the design world and when reduced to small printed circuit boards, surface mounted LEDs, and simple model airplane construction, this icon has been given a light hearted homage, powered by a 9V battery. In this one case, the battery even makes a good approximation of the Carrera marble base from the Arco lamp, by Achille Castiglioni.

And at $26, this is certainly design within reach.

Mark McKenna is a designer and has been running a small, boutique, design studio in SoHo for several years and this is a nice, affordable way to access his work. They are clearly aimed at those with a penchant (I’ve never actually used that word before) for elegantly designed lighting.

Take a look at the Designer Emulation Kit here.

design, skymallNovember 18, 2005 10:37 am



wovel - a wheeled shovel

Originally uploaded by georgeaye.

Oh, dearest wovel. Let me count the ways that I love thee:

You have an emormous hay cart sized wheel in the middle of your body.
You are the illegitimate brain child of a snow shovel and a wheel barrow.
You are more unwieldy that either a snow shovel or a wheel barrow.
You take up more room than six snow shovels or two wheel barrows.
You were made into a real product while bypassing all known ‘go/no go’ process gates that any other product in the world normally goes through.
You cost over $100
You weigh 28lbs.

You are my wovel. And I want you.

Ps. take a look at the ‘additional views’ of the wovel in action. It’s so exciting to see!

skymall, fashion, shoppingNovember 12, 2005 1:59 pm



original woven collar shirt

Originally uploaded by georgeaye.
I’d like to take this opportunity (my blog) to feature a few of my favourites from the new Holiday issue of Skymall this year (out now!). Maybe it’ll be a mini series over the next few posts. I’ll write my bit first, then I’ll seamlessly transition into the real Skymall blurb.

First up is a real ‘innovation’ in the ‘traditional’ world of ’shirt making’ and ‘tailoring’.

“Remember the last time when you’ve been getting ready for a date and you’ve spent hours agonising over which shirt/tie combo to wear, only to have to ‘conform’ to ’social norms’ about what’s ‘appropriate’? Every time you and all those other schmucks wear, a ’shirt’ and ‘tie’ and simply let that collar cover up that prized, silken jewel, you’re just doing what the ‘fashionistas’ are telling you to do. Are you’re a man that doesn’t listen to ‘common sense’? No! You make your own rules. Where do you think ‘common sense’ comes from? That’s right. Common people.

Well, It’s finally here. The shirt that allows you to show off your expensive ties ~what a great idea~ Weave them through the collar of this unique design to create a masterpiece that’s all your own. Perfect for the man who has everything! Exclusively fashioned with American ingenuity and European style. Exquisite craftsmanship, shaped fit, superior quality fabric, double pearl buttoned cuffs.
Choose from three colors: Winter Frost White, Sky Blue, Midnight Black.
Original Woven Collar Shirt.

Yours for $227.00 Get it here.

Ok, I can’t keep it in anymore. WTF is this guys wearing? And why is he so happy? Maybe he’s the ‘inventor’ and he loves that fact that each shirt cost about the same as an iPod nano. And what she so bloody happy about? “Ha ha ha, I’m with a guy that wearing a double breasted suit and an original woven collar shirt. Wow, I’ve hit jackpot with this bread winner.”

design, social, skymall, shoppingNovember 10, 2005 1:45 pm



pocket holy bible

Originally uploaded by georgeaye.
I’d love to go totally nuts on this one. I’d love to say that this is beyond most boundaries of bad taste. I’d love to talk about how this unholy union of religious material and cheap plastic injection molding have made this new genre of “religitech”. Or is that “faith based memory”?

But I won’t. I’ll just let you read the real blurb from Skymall themselves. Who better to be a vessel for the Lord himself, than a large corporation, with a 1-800 number.

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Carry The Holy Bible in Your Pocket
Now you can enjoy the scriptures any time you want with this remarkable USB Holy Bible. The complete Bible is contained in a fixed memory test file format that you can easily access through your computer or notebook’s USB port. Small enough to put on your key chain, the USB Holy Bible has a highly detailed leather look with gold lettering to make it an attractive and meaningful piece to carry with you . Dimensions: 1.4″.
Get is here for $29.99..
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Ps.
When I was on a flight recently and saw this in Skymall, I swear to God, but there was a guy a few seats over that was actually reading from the Bible. As I walked passed him when I alighted from the plane, I casually dropped the magazine in the seat next to him, with the page, left accidentally on the page with the USB Bible.

I looked back and he looked uninterrested in it.

Shame.

talking the talk, social, booksNovember 8, 2005 9:46 pm
After finishing “The Know It All” this morning, by A.J. Jacobs, I felt a small, shared, portion of his satisfaction at finally reading in it’s entirety, The Encyclopedia Britannica.

But let me back up a second.

Do you all remember seeing adverts for the Encyclopedia Britannica in crapazines like “The Reader’s Digest” way back? They were the ultimate reference books; they were always leather bound, always impenetrably thick and always left on people’s shelf gathering dust. I think that there was an edition that came with a small bag of genuine house dust (now with 100% dead human skin cells!) that you could sprinkle liberally on your tomes, so it looked like you’ve had them there for years.

But my point being is this: not many people had/have the EB on their shelves, and even fewer casually refer to them. So when I heard that a guy announced to all his friends that he was going to read the entire Britannica, all 33,000 pages of it, I was more than slightly intrigued.

The book is structured, chronologically, alphabetically and more than a little ironically, just like it’s inspiration. Rather than a dry journal about a pretty dry subject, he made it a letter by letter, volume by volume, fact upon fact filled journey that we take together. Remarkably, through this tidal wave of “fun facts”, “hilarity” actually “ensued”.

Jacobs is genuinely charming, self effacing, vulnerable and at all times, honest. And it’s a refreshingly self assured man that can make the funniest stories in the book about his own misfortune. And I do love it when people write about feelings that we think but don’t often say. Through years of envy about his dad’s achievements, through his many attempts to make his wife pregnant, and through many attempts to find out how to measure intelligence, Jacobs’ quest to be the ’smartest person in the world’ finds us with a man that just wants to improve his self worth, through the only means he knows how. Reading.

A thoroughly enjoyable book, written by a former Entertainment weekly staff writer and the current Esquire magazine editor, that takes a good look at the EB and stares it dead in the face.

So before I finish here are a few fun facts to take away:

Lightening travels upwards. There’s an initial strike, but the actual bolt of ‘light’ actually goes from the ground to the sky.

The opposite feeling to ‘deja vu’ (where you feel that situation that you’ve never been through is strangely familiar), is known as jamais vu, (where a familiar situation is now feels like it’s happening for the first time).

*Newly added by request, because three is so much better than two.
The Estrucans (a pre roman Italian civilization) wrote in boustrophedon style which meant that each line flowed from left to right then right to left, alternating from line to line, so the eye never travels needlessly across the page like an old type writer.

social, photography, travelNovember 7, 2005 5:49 pm



toy weapons

Originally uploaded by georgeaye.

I’ve been in Orlando, FL a lot recently and I saw this at the check in desk near United check in desk. Now, I understand that the war on “dem freedom haters” is still on going and being sensitive to suscpicious activity is good for everyone, but come on people! Surely this is too much! I don’t think that little Jimmy’s parents are going to be to happy about some rootin’ tootin’ cavity search are they?

The thing that get’s me is how nicely off set the sign is from the desk outline. My god, this type of precise workmanship we need more of, just go easy on the autocratic wording and we’ll be all set.

The terror alert needs to come down a notch fellas.

social, photography, travelNovember 2, 2005 8:42 pm



blazing towncar

Originally uploaded by georgeaye.
A few weeks ago on a research trip to New York I got to see lots of amazing sights, spaces and environments for inspiration. The Jewish Community Center in Manhattan near Central Park for instance was amazing. The new MOMA is beautiful and the New York Hall of Science in Queens was incredibly clever.

But all that gets trumped by this story.

One day after a long exciting drive through the city down from the Bronx Zoo, I get home to where I’m staying, the Hotel QT, near Times Sqaure. I have a chat to the bar tender for suggestions on where to eat that night, since the QT doesn’t have a kitchen (this is Andre Balazs’ idea of a $200 a night “budget” hotel in NYC). I can’t get reception from the depths of bar, so I go outside to make the reservation.

And while I’m outside on the pavement, I see a Lincoln Town Car pull up with a smoking bonnet, right opposite where I’m standing. The driver steps out and after a couple of minutes of jawing and pacing, he decides that he’s had enough and walks off! All the while the car continues to emit lots of menacing smoke.

By now I’ve forgotten all about making the reservation as my focus has now shifted to the small balls of flames that are starting to drip from under the engine. And it’s at this moment I go from ‘concerned citizen’ to ‘blog content hungry whore’. I bust out my camera phone and start taping. This image is a frame near the end when the front of the car bursts into a flames in front of my eyes.

Unfortunately the car doesn’t do anything very dramatic, like jump into the air like so many Jerry Bruckheimer/Michael Bay movies, but it does freak everyone out for a good fifteen minutes.

The transcript from the clip is below. I’m sorry, but I can’t stop swearing or stuttering it seems. My apologies.
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George: “There’s actually fire dripping out the bottom. D’you see that shit? WTF?”

Citizen 1: “It’s the oil I bet”

G: “Yeah. I mean, this is really bad. I mean, this is, this is, this is… going to be fucking rediculous.”

C1: “Do they know who’s car it is?”

G: “Um, some guy basically, was ah… some guy basically came out of his car, as far as I can tell. It wasn’t smoking anywhere near this badly, and now it’s smoking like a mo fo… and it’s basically going to blow up!”

C1: “Yeah”

G: “And what do I do?”

C1: “You stand there and take pictures!”

G: “I’m, I’m recording it. Can you ring… I mean, obviously the police are here, but WTF? Ooooh shit.”

C1:”Wow.”

Citizen 2: “We should get out of here before it blows…”

For the full audio visual experience, download the movie here. It’s an *.mp4 file so I hope you have the latest Quicktime. Get that here if you like.