original woven collar shirt

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I’d like to take this opportunity (my blog) to feature a few of my favourites from the new Holiday issue of Skymall this year (out now!). Maybe it’ll be a mini series over the next few posts. I’ll write my bit first, then I’ll seamlessly transition into the real Skymall blurb.

First up is a real ‘innovation’ in the ‘traditional’ world of ’shirt making’ and ‘tailoring’.

“Remember the last time when you’ve been getting ready for a date and you’ve spent hours agonising over which shirt/tie combo to wear, only to have to ‘conform’ to ’social norms’ about what’s ‘appropriate’? Every time you and all those other schmucks wear, a ’shirt’ and ‘tie’ and simply let that collar cover up that prized, silken jewel, you’re just doing what the ‘fashionistas’ are telling you to do. Are you’re a man that doesn’t listen to ‘common sense’? No! You make your own rules. Where do you think ‘common sense’ comes from? That’s right. Common people.

Well, It’s finally here. The shirt that allows you to show off your expensive ties ~what a great idea~ Weave them through the collar of this unique design to create a masterpiece that’s all your own. Perfect for the man who has everything! Exclusively fashioned with American ingenuity and European style. Exquisite craftsmanship, shaped fit, superior quality fabric, double pearl buttoned cuffs.
Choose from three colors: Winter Frost White, Sky Blue, Midnight Black.
Original Woven Collar Shirt.

Yours for $227.00 Get it here.

Ok, I can’t keep it in anymore. WTF is this guys wearing? And why is he so happy? Maybe he’s the ‘inventor’ and he loves that fact that each shirt cost about the same as an iPod nano. And what she so bloody happy about? “Ha ha ha, I’m with a guy that wearing a double breasted suit and an original woven collar shirt. Wow, I’ve hit jackpot with this bread winner.”