The other week, I was down in Florida to see my parents who were visiting the US for their first time. As part of the visit, my brother took us to an alligator farm. It’s something you do when you’re in Florida, ok!
Well, as you can see, the visit included seeing snakes, and yup, I thought it would be a fantastic idea to have a HUGE albino python around my neck.
Quite naturally, I’ve don’t have a lot of experience with huge albino pythons so I just thought it would be a great laught to have this thing resting on my neck.
What made me almost poop my pants though was the unexpectedly cold, writhing sensation that met me. The snake was far from an inanimate object that I had in my mind. Rather, it was a literally, a bed of snakes. A cold, tubular muscle flexing, bed of snakes.
Ugh.
My brother took the photo, hence the very accurate title.
